new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Looking for a man ages 25-30. Non-smoker. Non-drinker.
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Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

